The Constitution is a Bucket of Chicken

By Mistral Rouge, with contributions from Red Writer

Look at and listen to any news story -- print or otherwise -- and the word "right" or "rights" come up a dozen times, whether quoted by a first grade teacher changing the lyrics to "Silent Night, Holy Night," or a pundit yammering about the issue du jour, a politician about the debate du jour, or a Hollywood actor taking front stage at the U.N. for a camera op about any cause that is not American.

The only time I seem to never see these words are in articles, commentaries and interviews with or about the likes of Hugo Chavez, and Alma ... Ahmad ... ah, heck, the Iranian midget trying to pass himself off as a world leader (because he can't pass the height test for rides at Disneyland).

If, by now, you do not know to whom I am referring, please click away from here and go back to either Telemundo or Agence France Presse and read or watch to your heart's delight how "Pass the Buck" Bill Clinton swears that, throughout his administration, he and his goon squad "...had no idea al Qaeda even existed." Of course he had no idea; he was too busy having his ears waxed and his engine lubed by a certain Ms. M. L. Bubba, when are you going to wise up that the American people are not stupid.

I momentarily dirtied my hands mentioning thugs such as Hugo and the midget, because in their respective countries human rights have ceased to exist. [I'm now soaking my digits in alcohol.]

Back in the states, things sometimes don't seem to be any better, thanks to Liberals and their swizzle-stick interpretations of "right" and "rights." There are the rights of terrorists, the rights of alleged perpetrators ("You have the right to remain silent..."), the right to display pornography on the Internet, but not the Ten Commandments on state or federal property (yet, next time you visit the Capitol Building in Washington D.C., please note all ten of the Commandments are chiseled in marble and stone everywhere you look).

I hear about the rights of illegal aliens to march on American soil waving flags that have no connection to me or our Stars & Stripes and demanding the same rights that my ancestors worked for and earned legally to live, eat, and breathe freely as U.S. Citizens. My ancestors did not demand American citizenship. They didn't dare. They had to work for it, and mighty hard at that. Today, cretins from all points of the globe have the unmitigated gall to plant themselves in our terra firma and issue demands for complete amnesty and citizenship after they entered this country illegally. And, thanks again to myopic Liberals, they're going to get it! Amazing, and sad.

I hear the word "rights" in debates, arguments and complaints issued by the ACLU in court when standing in defense of the bad guys, or defending the tearing down of a monument to the Ten Commandments, or eradicating a mini cross (maybe half the size of my thumb) on the state seal of the State of California.

The ACLU are so good at wronging so many rights in the Constitution -- shape-shifting these sacred laws to correspond to their dirty work. They seem to have no conscience when it comes to rending specific laws and articles, like watching a carload of Chavez supporters tearing into a bucket of hot wings, so that only a brittle mainframe remains of what was once a great and majestic ship -- our Constitution -- which was constructed to protect us, which shielded us, and which saved us from treacherous men, ideas and wars.

Today, friends and family acknowledge that they understand my meaning when, about two years ago, I referred to the ACLU as the new millennium Brown Shirts (the Sturmabteilung, the hoodlum Nazi stormtroopers who assisted Adolf Hitler ascend to his reptilian power).

You know where I don't hear the word "rights"? It's not even whispered in connection with the sanctity of the burials of our soldiers. The only visuals that come through clearly are the sordid hordes of protesting marchers waving anti-war banners. These are brazen acts committed by shameless people who are setting rotten examples for their children, and their children's children, and anyone else's children who happen to be looking in that direction.

British Prime Minister Tony Blair was quoted saying, "A simple way to take measure of a country [America] is to look at how many want in ... and how many want out."

To all you brazen, shameless freeloaders, if you don't like it here in America, if you don't like the way the home of the free and the land of the brave is governed, I suggest you all hop a freighter and head down to Venezuela, or over to Iran, where the likes of you will be welcomed with open arms -- then shackles, chains, cattle prods, ...